Muslim Bullshitter Of The Year Awards 2013

Vote Now In The Muslim Bullshitter Of The Year Awards 2013

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Muslims are well-known for exaggerating, concealing the truth and in some cases outright lying to deceive people and scaremonger to further Islam. The stealth jihad tactic is actually permitted in Islam known as taqiyya. 

Muslim apologists and dawah merchants all use the principles below

  • ‘never let the truth get in the way of a good story.’  
  • ‘bullshit baffles brains’
  • ‘tell a lie often enough and eventually people will start to believe it’

So with 2013 drawing to a close it’s only right to declare 1 lucky Muslim liar as the Bullshiter Of The Year 2013. The shortlist has been drawn up and the one with the most votes will be crowned champion and  be able to brag to their mates they are the one and only Muslim Bullshitter Of The Year 2013

Vote A =    Babar Ahmad – Terrorist recently extradited to the USA

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For 8 years while held in British prisons before being extradited to the USA claimed to be completely innocent of any crime. 100,000 muslims signed a petition calling for his release. Muslims and the far left claimed he was a political prisoner and a victim of Islamophobia. He received support in his legal dispute from the BBC, Guardian newspaper, UAF, SWP, Muslim Council Of Britain, Stop The War, MP Sadiq Khan.

Last week in an American Federal Court, Babar Ahmad decided he wasn’t innocent as he had been claiming and pleaded guilty.

Vote B=    George Galloway -Bradford MP, Stop The War Coalition, Press TV

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When he is not getting off on his interracial cuckold fetish, Muslim MP George Galloway can usually be found on Iranian channel Press TV spouting his anti UK/USA/Israel propaganda. Galloway is not one to let the truth get in the way of a good story. Such as his claims that  Israel were involved with the chemical weapons attack in Syria. On one of the rare occasion he actually attended parliament a fellow MP quizzed him on his chemical weapons statement. Unfazed snake Galloway lied through his back teeth and completely denied saying such a thing

Vote C=    Fiyaz Mughal OBE – Tell Mama UK/ Faith Matters

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Fiyaz Mughal is without doubt a serial fantasist who has got to be in with a good chance of winning this award. Mr Mughal has received over £750,000 of taxpayers money in the last 5 years under false pretences via his 2 business ventures Tell Mama and Faith Matters. When he published TellMamas first year results his two main hate crimes were a family hounded out of their home in Notts. But failed to mention that it was by a 15-year-old boy who lived in the same street responsible. The other was a hit and run that he claims was an Islamophobic hate attack purely because the driver was a non-Muslim  and the person knocked over was Muslim .Unless the driver has been caught and admitted purposely knocking the person over because they were a Muslim. Then it is simply a hit and run not a hate crime.

After the Woolwich incident Mughal then went viral portraying Muslims as the victims. Appearing on TV, radio and in newspaper reports around the world playing the victim and sympathy seeking. Banding a set of figures around of alleged hate crimes and chatting on about a never-ending cycle of violence against Muslims. I will give Fiyaz Mughal his due, he made himself into something of a Z list celeb off the back of Lee Rigby’s murder and was doing a good job of fooling the general public into thinking Muslims were actually victims….until Andrew Gilligan’s excellent piece in the Telegraph exposing Fiyaz Mughal’s ‘never ending cycle of violence’ as a fraud, no more than name calling on social media websites. TellMama then lost its government funding after this year due to Mr Mughals fiddling of hate crime figures.

Since then as regular as clock work when Muslims are getting criticism(i.e. Kenya, Woolwich trial, PM speech) Mughal crawls from under his stone still with the same false figures and claims of a surge in anti Muslim hate crimes. He is now trying to authenticate his fake figures by mentioning some university’s far right expert(also on the Islamophobia gravy train) who used the figures in a report. It doesn’t matter if there was a million reports that used his figures,it still doesn’t make them correct if the source(FM) is wrong.

After the government saying they will tackle Islamic extremists , Mughal  once again claimed he expects yet another surge in Islamophobic attacks because of this and has extra staff on stand by. He has also taken to social network sites threatening people with arrests by the police and legal action. Listening to him waffle on you may think TellMama are part of the solution. When really they are part of the problem.

Vote D=    Lutfur Rahman – Extremist Mayor of Tower Hamlets

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Mayor Lutfur Rahman of Tower Hamlets has bullshitted his way through his entire time as leader of the London enclave. Rahman has lied to the residents of LBTH portraying himself as somebody who has their interests at heart when in reality its only his fellow Muslims he is concerned about. Constantly dodging and denying all allegations of corruption and extremist links aimed at him whilst handing out millions to Islamic groups linked with his extremist friends at IFE. Even the IFE controlled East London Mosque which regularly hosts hate preachers and according to its last accounts had almost £3m in the bank has benefited from council hand outs

Vote E=    Iftikhar Ahmad - London School of Islamics Spammer

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Iftikhar Ahmad is a regular commentator here and across the worldwide web. He can be found cutting and pasting the same 10 or so comments calling for Muslim only schools on lots of websites. Despite an obvious hate for the country he made his home, which he claims is full of 12 year olds giving birth, teenage females in short skirts drunk being sick outside pubs and 9 year olds given condoms at school. IA claims it is every Muslims right to receive Muslim only schooling (sex segregated) with Muslim only staff to learn the beauty of Islam due to Imperialist plundering of Muslim lands a long time ago. According to Mr Ahmad, Muslim only schools are the answer to everything from Muslim grooming gangs, rapists,murderers,fraudsters and everything else you could possibly imagine. Often he cites monolingual British education in non-Muslim schools as the reason for a Muslims crimes…..even those  immigrants that have come from Muslim lands and went to Islamic schools before setting foot in the UK.

Vote  F=    Mehdi Hasan – Huff Post Editor / Muslim Apologist

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Mehdi Hasan is the boss at the pro Muslim/Far-Left Huffington Post and a regular  on TV shows as the Muslim apologist guest. On BBC question time he went into a rant accusing the Daily Mail of being anti-British, woman hating, homophobic, immigrant bashing and Muslim smearing after the Mail had said the father of his friend, Labour leader Ed Millabrand was a communist and  anti-British. Hypocrite Hasan failed to inform viewers he had previously wrote a begging letter to the DM asking for a job. Or that he wrote a book on red ED which contained private family information to the Mail On Sunday.

Hasan is another dawah merchant like Mughal, constantly trying to sell the watered down version of Islam to the public. Making a lot of noise about Islamophobia and the actions of infidels, when he is on video calling non-Muslims filthy kafir who live like animals.

Over at HP as the boss Mehdi Hasan controls what content is published and therefore responsible for the huge chunks of Bullshit mixed with half-truths they put out as news. A tactic often used is to make a none story into a big event especially if it involved  the chance to demonize critics of Islam such as the EDL or their ex leader Tommy Robinson. Divert the bad attention away from Muslims making somebody else the bad ones. A simple tweet would be enough to have Hasan’s staff in a frenzy blowing it out of all proportions.

His comment moderators like Saudi style religious police deleting anything that is different to their opinion. Even when it is the truth. One recent piece springs to mind on Islamic science where the writer had  virtually copied another article titled “How Islamic inventors changed the world” written by Paul Vallely and published in The Independent a few years ago. The reason i knew this was because it listed the exact same Muslim inventions that weren’t actually Muslim inventions and been proved false lots of times. Naturally it i felt it my duty to comment and inform HP of their error. Within minutes my quite polite comment pointing a few things out was gone along with every other critical comment leaving only dhimmi’s comments along the lines of “ahhh aint Islam brill”

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7 thoughts on “Muslim Bullshitter Of The Year Awards 2013”

  1. They are all voteworthy, but C (Fiyaz Mughal) for the number of times the TellPORKIES “stats” on “islamophobic hate crimes” have been posted since Woolwich.

  2. SANTA CLAUS & MUHAMMAD

    SANTA HAD RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER & MUHAMMAD HAD BURAQ THE FLYING DONKEY!

    DO YOU BELIEVE IN SANTA?

    DO YOU BELIEVE IN MUHAMMAD?

    BOTH ARE MYTHS!

    Sahih Bukhari 5:58:227 “…Then a white animal which was smaller than a mule and bigger than a donkey was brought to me.” … “The animal’s step (was so wide that it) reached the farthest point within the reach of the animal’s sight. …”

    AIR MECCA

    COME FLY WITH US TO THE MOON & BACK, THE SAME DAY, ON OUR 1 HORSE-POWERED BURAQ, THE GREATEST FLYING MACHINE IN THE WORLD.

    WE MAKE NASA LOOK LIKE THE FLINTSTONES!

    Yabba-Dabba-Doo & AWAY SHE FLEW

    Al-Burāq (Arabic: البُراق‎ al-Burāq “lightning”) is a mythological steed, described as a creature from the heavens which transported the prophets. The most commonly told story is how in the 7th century, Al-Buraq carried the Islamic prophet Muhammad fromMecca to Jerusalem and back during the Isra and Mi’raj or “Night Journey”, which is the title of one of the chapters (sura), Al-Isra, of the Quran.

    THE JOURNEY TO 7TH HEAVEN

    The Night Journey took place 12 years after Mohammad became a prophet, during the 7th century

    MOHAMMED WITH UNLIMITED BURAQ HORSEPOWER

    It’s called a buraq, and the myth comes from the hadith, a supplement to the Koran.
    Sahih Bukhari Volume 5, Book 58, Hadith Number 227

    “I was brought by the Buraq, Which is an animal white and long, larger than a donkey but smaller than a mule, who would place its hoof at a distance equal to the range of vision.”
    [John Cassian to his monastic community in southern Gaul, part of his recollections to the monks of the time he spent in Egypt, wandering among the early monks there, and the lessons he learned. He told of a monk, named Serenus, who claimed to have been castrated by an angel sent by God:
    There came to him an angel in a vision of the night. He seemed to open his belly, pull out a kind of fiery tumor from his bowels, cast it away, and restore all his entrails to their original place. “Behold,” he said, “the impulses of your flesh have been cut out, and you should know that today you have obtained that perpetual purity of body which you have faithfully sought.]

    OPEN HEART SURGERY, 1400 YEARS AGO

    The angel cut open Muhammad’s chest, took out his heart, and purified it with the holy water of the nearby Zam-zam well. The angel then restored the heart to Muhammad’s chest, leaving no wound. After this, the Buraq arrived. Muhammad mounted the beast, and in the company of Gabriel, they traveled to the “farthest mosque”. The location of this mosque was not explicitly stated, but is generally accepted to mean Jerusalem.
    At this location, Muhammad dismounted from the Buraq, prayed, and then once again mounted the Buraq and was taken to the various heavens, to meet Allah. Muhammad was instructed to tell his followers how many times per day that they were to offer prayers. The Buraq then transported Muhammad back to Mecca.

    Volume 5, Book 58, Number 227:
    Narrated Abbas bin Malik:
    Malik bin Sasaa said that Allah’s Apostle described to them his Night Journey saying, “While I was lying in Al-Hatim or Al-Hijr, suddenly someone came to me and cut my body open from here to here.” I asked Al-Jarud who was by my side, “What does he mean?” He said, “It means from his throat to his pubic area,” or said, “From the top of the chest.” The Prophet further said, “He then took out my heart. Then a gold tray of Belief was brought to me and my heart was washed and was filled (with Belief) and then returned to its original place. Then a white animal which was smaller than a mule and bigger than a donkey was brought to me.” (On this Al-Jarud asked, “Was it the Buraq, O Abu Hamza?” I (i.e. Anas) replied in the affirmative). The Prophet said, “The animal’s step (was so wide that it) reached the farthest point within the reach of the animal’s sight. I was carried on it, and Gabriel set out with me till we reached the nearest heaven.
    When he asked for the gate to be opened, it was asked, ‘Who is it?’ Gabriel answered, ‘Gabriel.’ It was asked, ‘Who is accompanying you?’ Gabriel replied, ‘Muhammad.’ It was asked, ‘Has Muhammad been called?’ Gabriel replied in the affirmative. Then it was said, ‘He is welcomed. What an excellent visit his is!’ The gate was opened, and when I went over the first heaven, I saw Adam there. Gabriel said (to me). ‘This is your father, Adam; pay him your greetings.’ So I greeted him and he returned the greeting to me and said, ‘You are welcomed, O pious son and pious Prophet.’ Then Gabriel ascended with me till we reached the second heaven. Gabriel asked for the gate to be opened. It was asked, ‘Who is it?’ Gabriel answered, ‘Gabriel.’ It was asked, ‘Who is accompanying you?’ Gabriel replied, ‘Muhammad.’ It was asked, ‘Has he been called?’ Gabriel answered in the affirmative. Then it was said, ‘He is welcomed. What an excellent visit his is!’ The gate was opened.

    When I went over the second heaven, there I saw Yahya (i.e. John) and ‘Isa (i.e. Jesus) who were cousins of each other. Gabriel said (to me), ‘These are John and Jesus; pay them your greetings.’ So I greeted them and both of them returned my greetings to me and said, ‘You are welcomed, O pious brother and pious Prophet.’ Then Gabriel ascended with me to the third heaven and asked for its gate to be opened. It was asked, ‘Who is it?’ Gabriel replied, ‘Gabriel.’ It was asked, ‘Who is accompanying you?’ Gabriel replied, ‘Muhammad.’ It was asked, ‘Has he been called?’ Gabriel replied in the affirmative. Then it was said, ‘He is welcomed, what an excellent visit his is!’ The gate was opened, and when I went over the third heaven there I saw Joseph. Gabriel said (to me), ‘This is Joseph; pay him your greetings.’ So I greeted him and he returned the greeting to me and said, ‘You are welcomed, O pious brother and pious Prophet.’ Then Gabriel ascended with me to the fourth heaven and asked for its gate to be opened. It was asked, ‘Who is it?’ Gabriel replied, ‘Gabriel’ It was asked, ‘Who is accompanying you?’ Gabriel replied, ‘Muhammad.’ It was asked, ‘Has he been called?’ Gabriel replied in the affirmative. Then it was said, ‘He is welcomed, what an excel lent visit his is!’

    The gate was opened, and when I went over the fourth heaven, there I saw Idris. Gabriel said (to me), ‘This is Idris; pay him your greetings.’ So I greeted him and he returned the greeting to me and said, ‘You are welcomed, O pious brother and pious Prophet.’ Then Gabriel ascended with me to the fifth heaven and asked for its gate to be opened. It was asked, ‘Who is it?’ Gabriel replied, ‘Gabriel.’ It was asked. ‘Who is accompanying you?’ Gabriel replied, ‘Muhammad.’ It was asked, ‘Has he been called?’ Gabriel replied in the affirmative. Then it was said He is welcomed, what an excellent visit his is! So when I went over the fifth heaven, there I saw Harun (i.e. Aaron), Gabriel said, (to me). This is Aaron; pay him your greetings.’ I greeted him and he returned the greeting to me and said, ‘You are welcomed, O pious brother and pious Prophet.’ Then Gabriel ascended with me to the sixth heaven and asked for its gate to be opened. It was asked. ‘Who is it?’ Gabriel replied, ‘Gabriel.’ It was asked, ‘Who is accompanying you?’ Gabriel replied, ‘Muhammad.’ It was asked, ‘Has he been called?’ Gabriel replied in the affirmative. It was said, ‘He is welcomed. What an excellent visit his is!’

    When I went (over the sixth heaven), there I saw Moses. Gabriel said (to me),’ This is Moses; pay him your greeting. So I greeted him and he returned the greetings to me and said, ‘You are welcomed, O pious brother and pious Prophet.’ When I left him (i.e. Moses) he wept. Someone asked him, ‘What makes you weep?’ Moses said, ‘I weep because after me there has been sent (as Prophet) a young man whose followers will enter Paradise in greater numbers than my followers.’ Then Gabriel ascended with me to the seventh heaven and asked for its gate to be opened. It was asked, ‘Who is it?’ Gabriel replied, ‘Gabriel.’ It was asked,’ Who is accompanying you?’ Gabriel replied, ‘Muhammad.’ It was asked, ‘Has he been called?’ Gabriel replied in the affirmative. Then it was said, ‘He is welcomed. What an excellent visit his is!’

    So when I went (over the seventh heaven), there I saw Abraham. Gabriel said (to me), ‘This is your father; pay your greetings to him.’ So I greeted him and he returned the greetings to me and said, ‘You are welcomed, O pious son and pious Prophet.’ Then I was made to ascend to Sidrat-ul-Muntaha (i.e. the Lote Tree of the utmost boundary) Behold! Its fruits were like the jars of Hajr (i.e. a place near Medina) and its leaves were as big as the ears of elephants. Gabriel said, ‘This is the Lote Tree of the utmost boundary) . Behold ! There ran four rivers, two were hidden and two were visible, I asked, ‘What are these two kinds of rivers, O Gabriel?’ He replied,’ As for the hidden rivers, they are two rivers in Paradise and the visible rivers are the Nile and the Euphrates.’

    Then Al-Bait-ul-Ma’mur (i.e. the Sacred House) was shown to me and a container full of wine and another full of milk and a third full of honey were brought to me. I took the milk. Gabriel remarked, ‘This is the Islamic religion which you and your followers are following.’ Then the prayers were enjoined on me: They were fifty prayers a day. When I returned, I passed by Moses who asked (me), ‘What have you been ordered to do?’ I replied, ‘I have been ordered to offer fifty prayers a day.’ Moses said, ‘Your followers cannot bear fifty prayers a day, and by Allah, I have tested people before you, and I have tried my level best with Bani Israel (in vain). Go back to your Lord and ask for reduction to lessen your followers’ burden.’ So I went back, and Allah reduced ten prayers for me. Then again I came to Moses, but he repeated the same as he had said before. Then again I went back to Allah and He reduced ten more prayers. When I came back to Moses he said the same, I went back to Allah and He ordered me to observe ten prayers a day. When I came back to Moses, he repeated the same advice, so I went back to Allah and was ordered to observe five prayers a day.

    When I came back to Moses, he said, ‘What have you been ordered?’ I replied, ‘I have been ordered to observe five prayers a day.’ He said, ‘Your followers cannot bear five prayers a day, and no doubt, I have got an experience of the people before you, and I have tried my level best with Bani Israel, so go back to your Lord and ask for reduction to lessen your follower’s burden.’ I said, ‘I have requested so much of my Lord that I feel ashamed, but I am satisfied now and surrender to Allah’s Order.’ When I left, I heard a voice saying, ‘I have passed My Order and have lessened the burden of My Worshipers.”

    BUKHARI
    Volume 5, Book 58, Number 228:
    Narrated Ibn ‘Abbas:
    Regarding the Statement of Allah”
    “And We granted the vision (Ascension to the heavens) which We made you see (as an actual eye witness) was only made as a trial for the people.” (17.60)
    Ibn Abbas added: The sights which Allah’s Apostle was shown on the Night Journey when he was taken to Bait-ulMaqdis (i.e. Jerusalem) were actual sights, (not dreams). And the Cursed Tree (mentioned) in the Quran is the tree of Zaqqum (itself) .
    You have to feel for people in countries that don’t have a good infrastructure. No bus routes or train lines, no underground subway. I sometimes think back to when I had to cycle eight miles a day to get to and from work. I am so grateful that I now have a car.
    Back in the 7th Century, travel was much more of an issue, but thankfully there was one special way to get about in no time at all. This form of travel didn’t have alloy wheels and carbon brakes, a large exhaust pipe and a turbocharger engine. Nor did it have a v12 engine with 2000hp. This was a completely different kind of horsepower.
    It was a flying horse.

    That’s right. A horse that could fly. It’s a popular story for Muslims. They tell the tale of how 12 years after becoming a prophet, Muhammad had a lot of travelling to do. He had been in his home city, Mecca, visiting his cousin when Buraq appeared (with an angel). Muhammad saddled up and flew on it to Jerusalem, which is about 766 miles. He got down, said a prayer and then they were off again, apparently to visit the various heavens.
    Now that’s fast. 766 miles in one night, on a horse. Then back.

    Buraq also appeared to Abraham who made regular use of such a magnificent beast. He lived in Syria with one of his wives but would often travel via super-horse to Mecca in order to visit his other wife, Hagar, and his son Ishmael. After a nice meal and a catch up, Buraq would take him back in the evening.

    Muhammad, by the way, was apparently instructed at this time that people should pray 50 times a day to God. No wonder! With travel being so convenient, you’d have time to pray 50 times a day!

    When people have invested their entire life to a false belief system and are dependent on a delusion that makes them feel all better that they will gain a salvation, there is no amount of proof that will make them conclude that they are mistaken. They have the cult mentality that will not allow them to see outside of their ideology until a major event happens in their life that will shake their foundation and they are forced to look outside for answers. (Similar events often pull people into cults) Until such an event, reasoning with such individuals will prove futile and a total waste of time, it will often strengthen their faith because they feel persecuted. Archeology, biology, history,etc don’t matter when their bias overwrites anything you throw at them. To some of these Christians mankind is 6000 years, to others the earth is 6000 years and no prove will shake their faith because that’s their interpretation of the bible and the bible is inherent and inspired of God because that’s what they’ve learned to believe from another like minded “scholar.”

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